Front: You're so old...

Inside: your social security number is 1! ...you took your driving test on a dinosaur! ..."getting lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot! ...you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick! ...your back goes out more than you do! ...even your birthday suit needs ironing! ...you remember when rainbows only came in black and white! ...the candles cost more than the cake! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Card size: 4.75" x 6.7" 

Printed in the USA on recycled paper.