These particular results are more correlative than causal. But it's all in the reporting, isn't it? 

These awesome, and accurate, navy blue socks have a light blue diamond pattern with "studies show I'm the shit" stitched on the side, perfect for work, school, or play.

This pair of socks is woven from soft, luxurious combed cotton for comfort, nylon for strength, and a little spandex for long-lasting fun.

• Women's shoe size 5-10