Thoughtfully stroking your beard may be seen as a sign of wisdom, but constantly scratching it is strictly for ruffians and castaways.

Respectable, hard-working fellows, however, can help fend off itchiness with this lightweight, non-oily lotion that will keep your mug properly hydrated.

Ideal for shorter beards and stubble softening, Best Damn Beard & Face Lotion refreshes and moisturizes with a clean, fresh scent.

• 3.2 Ounce Tube
• Formulated with Vitamin B to help soften the beard and Vitamin E to help soothe and calm skin
• Built with shea butter to strengthen hair
• Paraben, sulfate, and cruelty-free
• Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.